APR-JUN 2007 Vol 3 Issue13
Jest Corner
FLASH NEWS - India's yet another humiliating defeat
INDIA vs Cherupushpam L.P School Cherupushpam
LPS won the toss and chose to field.
INDIA - BATTING
Virender Sehwag c Unnikkutan b Tintumon 0 (1) Saurav Ganguly b Unnikkuttan 28 (152) Robin Uthappa c Tintumon b Thakkudu 7 (15) Sachin Tendulkar Lbw b Tintumon 1 (12) Rahul Dravid © retd hurt 18 (61) Yuvraj Singh run out 0 (0) Mahendra Singh Dhoni st Kannan b Unnikkuttan 0 (1) Ajit Agarkar c Unnittuttan b Lullumon 5 (20) Harbhajan Singh b Unnikkuttan 8 (6) Munaf Patel* b Tintumon 10 (19) Zaheer Khan Not out 9 (16)
Extras Lb-3 Total all out in 50.0 overs for 82
CHERUPUSHPAM - BATTING
Unnikkuttan* not out 52 (20) Kuttan not out 30 (18) Extras 6 Total in 6.2 overs 88/0
Man of the match : unikkuttan
We at the same time pray for quick recovery of our crestfallen skipper rahul dravid as the Indian cricket team still has got some very important tours against high school students at nainital and jhumritalaiyya coming up later this month.
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A perfect anecdote
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer)
The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling. *******
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen either.
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To marry or not to marry??
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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