GOSSIPS

After the shiverings of Jinnah controversy it’s the real Jinn in the face of Modi that is horrifying BJP and everyday somebody or the other gives a real drastic shock to BJP.I think BJP has find its unusual way of being in the news through such mud slinging battles. Everyone wants to be in the game be it Keshu Bhai or Smriti Irani , everyone wants to hit a six on NO ball.

Recently there was a article in Economic Times that India has better managers than China but I think the editor forgot that the pace at which our population is rising India is sure to have more managers than China and so be it quantity or quality we are the No.1.

MEDAK: Eradication of rural poverty is priority of the UPA government-Recently Prime Minister Manmohan Singh said on 21st August, Sunday asserting that the scourge would be eliminated within five to ten years through the implementation of various beneficial schemes. Sir I don’t know whether poverty will be eliminated or not but I am quiet sure that these recent devastations in the form of floods, epidemics etc would certainly eliminate poor people from India in next 5 to 10 years.

JOKES

The Retirement Party-

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, so later he could remember how his staff "miss" him.

Most people are writing standard phrases like, "Without you, the company will never be the same,". "We will always remember you," etc. Obviously the boss was not satisfied. "I need something from the bottom of your heart, something really touching, you know.

Okay, Abhishek, you have been working with me for the last 20 years. You are my best staff. I am retiring now. What do you have to say?". Slowly but firmly, Abhishek wrote, "THE BEST NEWS IN 20 YEARS."

Army at Work-

Declaring War-Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy O'Hara up in County Cavan, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" . "Well, Paddy," Saddam replied, "this is indeed important news! Tell me, how big is your army?". At this moment in time," said Paddy after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next-door neighbour Gerry, and the entire dominoes team from the pub -- that makes eight!" Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have a million men in my army waiting to move on my command." "Begorrah!" said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, the next day Paddy rang back. "Right, Mr. Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some equipment!" "And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Saddam asked. "Well, we have two combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy's tractor from the farm." Once more Saddam sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy that I have sixteen thousand tanks, fourteen thousand armoured personnel carriers, and my army has increased to two million men since we last spoke." "Bloody hell!" said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!" Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Right, Mr. Hussein, I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war." "I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam. "Why the sudden change of heart?" "Well," said Paddy, "We've had a look at the Geneva Convention, all had a chat, and there's no way we can feed two million prisoners."